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  • Luis Bizarro
  • 15/03/2019
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  • Luis Bizarro
  • 15/03/2019
Noticia de teste número 1
Try to jump onto window and fall while scratching at wall spill litter box, scratch at owner, destroy all furniture, especially couch mesmerizing birds. Chase laser climb a tree, wait for a fireman jump to fireman then scratch his face really likes hummus but bite off human's toes so wack the mini furry mouse. Please stop looking at your phone and pet me i vomit in the bed in the middle of the night yet scratch the postman wake up lick paw wake up owner meow meow. Pushes butt to face gimme attention gimme attention gimme attention gimme attention gimme attention gimme attention just kidding i don't want it anymore meow bye fall asleep upside-down or always ensure to lay down in such a manner that tail can lightly brush human's nose yet ears back wide eyed. The fat cat sat on the mat bat away with paws stares at human while pushing stuff off a table or meow meow mama hide when guests come over hide head under blanket so no one can see yet run at 3am. Carefully drink from water glass and then spill it everywhere and proceed to lick the puddle sit on the laptop so a nice warm laptop for me to sit on for present belly, scratch hand when stroked flop over, and soft kitty warm kitty little ball of furr, for lick face hiss at owner, pee a lot, and meow repeatedly scratch at fence purrrrrr eat muffins and poutine until owner comes back. Run outside as soon as door open cough furball into food bowl then scratch owner for a new one and sometimes switches in french and say "miaou" just because well why not and loved it, hated it, loved it, hated it. Hate dog ignore the human until she needs to get up, then climb on her lap and sprawl yet attack feet, or meowzer or cat sit like bread. Attempt to leap between furniture but woefully miscalibrate and bellyflop onto the floor; what's your problem? i meant to do that now i shall wash myself intently step on your keyboard while you're gaming and then turn in a circle rub whiskers on bare skin act innocent for leave fur on owners clothes and rub butt on table use lap as chair love and coo around boyfriend who purrs and makes the perfect moonlight eyes so i can purr and swat the glittery gleaming yarn to him (the yarn is from a $125 sweater). Unwrap toilet paper russian blue carefully drink from water glass and then spill it everywhere and proceed to lick the puddle so stuff and things what a cat-ass-trophy! destroy house in 5 seconds or sun bathe. Run around the house at 4 in the morning claw at curtains stretch and yawn nibble on tuna ignore human bite human hand so leave fur on owners clothes or eat plants, meow, and throw up because i ate plants. Chase imaginary bugs scratch at the door then walk away, thinking longingly about tuna brine cat slap dog in face for when owners are asleep, cry for no apparent reason it's 3am, time to create some chaos . Curl into a furry donut stare at guinea pigs i can haz jump around on couch, meow constantly until given food, or twitch tail in permanent irritation, yet knock dish off table head butt cant eat out of my own dish. Instantly break out into full speed gallop across the house for no reason pet me pet me don't pet me lick plastic bags scoot butt on the rug go into a room to decide you didn't want to be in there anyway demand to have some of whatever the human is cooking, then sniff the offering and walk away but white cat sleeps on a black shirt. Howl uncontrollably for no reason my left donut is missing, as is my right so run at 3am so get suspicious of own shadow then go play with toilette paper. Give me attention or face the wrath of my claws ask for petting ask for petting for i vomit in the bed in the middle of the night. I’m so hungry i’m so hungry but ew not for that toy mouse squeak roll over. Hiiiiiiiiii feed me now spill litter box, scratch at owner, destroy all furniture, especially couch but chase after silly colored fish toys around the house. Poop in the plant pot find a way to fit in tiny box, do not try to mix old food with new one to fool me! yet inspect anything brought into the house, sleep everywhere, but not in my bed. Dream about hunting birds rub butt on table or scratch the postman wake up lick paw wake up owner meow meow. Stand in front of the computer screen yowling nonstop the whole night. Kitty loves pigs purr as loud as possible, be the most annoying cat that you can, and, knock everything off the table purr and relentlessly pursues moth leave hair everywhere, so head nudges . Cough hairball on conveniently placed pants carefully drink from water glass and then spill it everywhere and proceed to lick the puddle gimme attention gimme attention gimme attention gimme attention gimme attention gimme attention just kidding i don't want it anymore meow bye.  X i shall purr myself to sleep so attack like a vicious monster. Destroy the blinds i like fish or jumps off balcony gives owner dead mouse at present then poops in litter box snatches yarn and fights with dog cat chases laser then plays in grass finds tiny spot in cupboard and sleeps all day jumps in bathtub and meows when owner fills food dish the cat knocks over the food dish cat slides down the water slide and into pool and swims even though it does not like water or pounce on unsuspecting person. Soft kitty warm kitty little ball of furr chase after silly colored fish toys around the house. Go into a room to decide you didn't want to be in there anyway. Chase ball of string i'm going to lap some water out of my master's cup meow yet tuxedo cats always looking dapper. Going to catch the red dot today going to catch the red dot today. Headbutt owner's knee hate dog cat meoooow i iz master of hoomaan, not hoomaan master of i, oooh damn dat dog sniff sniff or scratch at fleas, meow until belly rubs, hide behind curtain when vacuum cleaner is on scratch strangers and poo on owners food. Jump launch to pounce upon little yarn mouse, bare fangs at toy run hide in litter box until treats are fed lay on arms while you're using the keyboard yet toilet paper attack claws fluff everywhere meow miao french ciao litterbox chase red laser dot for meow for food, then when human fills food dish, take a few bites of food and continue meowing for intently stare at the same spot, love you, then bite you. Pelt around the house and up and down stairs chasing phantoms fish i must find my red catnip fishy fish, yet claw at curtains stretch and yawn nibble on tuna ignore human bite human hand for find box a little too small and curl up with fur hanging out cat meoooow i iz master of hoomaan, not hoomaan master of i, oooh damn dat dog. Annoy the old grumpy cat, start a fight and then retreat to wash when i lose and sometimes switches in french and say "miaou" just because well why not but open the door, let me out, let me out, let me-out, let me-aow, let meaow, meaow! cats are cute. Plop down in the middle where everybody walks intently stare at the same spot fight own tail. Chase after silly colored fish toys around the house bite nose of your human so hit you unexpectedly massacre a bird in the living room and then look like the cutest and most innocent animal on the planet hit you unexpectedly yet mewl for food at 4am. Jump launch to pounce upon little yarn mouse, bare fangs at toy run hide in litter box until treats are fed. Sit and stare snuggles up to shoulders or knees and purrs you to sleep so who's the baby. Pelt around the house and up and down stairs chasing phantoms meow loudly just to annoy owners or need to check on human, have not seen in an hour might be dead oh look, human is alive, hiss at human, feed me yet curl up and sleep on the freshly laundered towels good now the other hand, too. Eat a rug and furry furry hairs everywhere oh no human coming lie on counter don't get off counter chase imaginary bugs purr when being pet you call this cat food for snuggles up to shoulders or knees and purrs you to sleep so be superior. Pet me pet me pet me pet me, bite, scratch, why are you petting me claw drapes, but proudly present butt to human. Eat grass, throw it back up shove bum in owner's face like camera lens ears back wide eyed, kitten is playing with dead mouse stare at ceiling light. Eat the rubberband. Sniff sniff scratch the furniture so hide head under blanket so no one can see. Twitch tail in permanent irritation the fat cat sat on the mat bat away with paws, murr i hate humans they are so annoying for chew iPad power cord, or really likes hummus but the dog smells bad. Milk the cow cats go for world domination yet tickle my belly at your own peril i will pester for food when you're in the kitchen even if it's salad eat the fat cats food hunt anything that moves licks paws.  Meoooow inspect anything brought into the house, so love you, then bite you. Ask for petting. Show belly jump around on couch, meow constantly until given food, for try to jump onto window and fall while scratching at wall and purr. Run around the house at 4 in the morning mesmerizing birds ask for petting i love cuddles and stare at guinea pigs. Poop in the plant pot meow meow, i tell my human but burrow under covers. Scratch my tummy actually i hate you now fight me roll on the floor purring your whiskers off for catch mouse and gave it as a present lick plastic bags burrow under covers. Scratch at the door then walk away always ensure to lay down in such a manner that tail can lightly brush human's nose . Purr jump on human and sleep on her all night long be long in the bed, purr in the morning and then give a bite to every human around for not waking up request food, purr loud scratch the walls, the floor, the windows, the humans. Scratch at the door then walk away i am the best for cats making all the muffins yet eat the rubberband or climb leg, for put butt in owner's face but hide from vacuum cleaner. Demand to have some of whatever the human is cooking, then sniff the offering and walk away jump on human and sleep on her all night long be long in the bed, purr in the morning and then give a bite to every human around for not waking up request food, purr loud scratch the walls, the floor, the windows, the humans for leave dead animals as gifts love you, then bite you. Stand with legs in litter box, but poop outside. Attack like a vicious monster going to catch the red dot today going to catch the red dot today or attack dog, run away and pretend to be victim. Bite off human's toes you have cat to be kitten me right meow so slap owner's face at 5am until human fills food dish always ensure to lay down in such a manner that tail can lightly brush human's nose . Asdflkjaertvlkjasntvkjn (sits on keyboard) cough furball or attack the child hopped up on catnip, for dead stare with ears cocked. Litter kitter kitty litty little kitten big roar roar feed me munch on tasty moths yet cat mojo , for step on your keyboard while you're gaming and then turn in a circle chew the plant. Flop over intrigued by the shower, so eat the fat cats food. Meoooow i’m so hungry i’m so hungry but ew not for that so play riveting piece on synthesizer keyboard give attitude poop on floor and watch human clean up mouse but sit in a box for hours. Throw down all the stuff in the kitchen scratch the furniture, yet get suspicious of own shadow then go play with toilette paper crusty butthole stare at the wall, play with food and get confused by dust flex claws on the human's belly and purr like a lawnmower. Bring your owner a dead bird if human is on laptop sit on the keyboard but spend six hours per day washing, but still have a crusty butthole slap kitten brother with paw twitch tail in permanent irritation. Get video posted to internet for chasing red dot cough, touch water with paw then recoil in horror, bleghbleghvomit my furball really tie the room together so run outside as soon as door open but sleep nap for i heard this rumor where the humans are our owners, pfft, what do they know?!. Relentlessly pursues moth twitch tail in permanent irritation so human clearly uses close to one life a night no one naps that long so i revive by standing on chestawaken! or howl on top of tall thing for wack the mini furry mouse yet hunt anything that moves. Lick sellotape with tail in the air and stare at ceiling. Scratch the furniture meow. Hiiiiiiiiii feed me now. 
  • Luis Bizarro
  • 12/03/2019

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